<th>Description</th><td>A useful* resource for surviving** and thriving during*** the end of life as we know it at the "hands"**** of zombies, aliens, robots, boredom, plague, asteroids, the weather, ninjas, clowns, [redacted by National Security], war, global warming, giant creatures from the deep or vampire enslavement. *No "actual" usefulness, either real or implied, is guaranteed. **No "actual" survival, either real or implied, is guaranteed. ***No "actual" thriving, either real or implied, is guaranteed. ****Many forms of apocalyptic doom do not have hands.</td>